I'm not Gay!He's Not Gay!...is He?...

Blaine has been my best friend since before we could Walk!If anyone Knows Blaine It's Me!So don't go tell-in me he's Gay!

I was having a few at Scully's bar the other night when this Dude I kinda knew came up and point blank asked me if I was Gay.Even drunk I recognize an insult when I hear one and this was definitely an insult cause

I'm Not Gay!

I came up off my bar stool fix-in to splay the dude out but Scully warned me last time in a rather firm manner I'd get Bar-d from the Bar if I got into another Altercation and the nearest Other bar was to far away to crawl home from.I have delicate Knees...

Anyway,I told mister "Know it all"he better explain right quick cause he just shortened his life span otherwise.What he said next just blew me away and that's not easy!

He pointed out how my friend Blaine hung out at Gay bars allot.That cracked me up cause I know Blaine and

Blaine's Not Gay!He just likes to mess with em.

I saw the connection.If he thought Blaine was Gay,then I must be Gay too cause we were best friends.At that point scully turned me on to a Kamikaze so I'd settle down(See,anger dose have a place in the world).I summoned all of my considerable intellectual skills and delivered a brilliant and devastating blow to his ego.

"Your a Stupid Ass"!

So he came back with"I've seen Blaine smile and wave to some of them"Gays".

"I'm tell-in ya Blaine's Not Gay"!He's just jerk-in there chain,figuratively speaking of course cause

Blaine's not Gay!

.So then the dude tells me he's seen Blaine take a few home with him late at night and not leave until the next day.

Why the hell dose this dude follow Blaine around anyway?Maybe HE'S Gay!Then he says,"Do you suppose he had sex with em"?

I laughed and said"Even if he did the joke's on Them cause

Blaine's Not Gay"!

"I can understand that".HOLY CRAP!Did I just say that?...

So the dude told me I should go home and check my closets and walked away laughing.

What an Idiot!

I know Blaine

and Blaine's Not Gay!

and I'm Not Gay!

And if people think we are well

That's Sooo Gay!

On second thought,I love holding and squeezing and kissing Bosko.

Dose that mean I'M Gay?...

Cause...Ya know,

Bosko's a cat...

Gays are People,Just like the rest of us,some good some bad....and by the way...Blaine IS gay,and I'm not,and I'll kick anybody's Ass who hurts him...Anybody!

...feed your head...